YOU COULD HAVE DIED
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN
Of course, I don’t blame you, Harry dear.
i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”
that shit fucked me up
and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent
i was like “damn……”
that man never got the deserved credit for that genius line.
i wonder what my sense of humor would be like if i had never been on tumblr
i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
it’s 2014 why haven’t they invented a calorie free ice cream that tastes good